Wednesday, February 24, 2010

merch and stuff

If you missed the chance to grab a t-shirt the last time we rolled through your town, or if we never came to your town, or you're just now realizing that the band with the obnoxious name actually had some decent music, we have a bunch of old tour merch up for sale at Shirtkiller.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

TAAS 2002 - 2009

TAAS 2002 - 2009

From The Band:
"It's with a heavy heart we tell you that These Arms Are Snakes is no more. It's been a great run and we'd like to send out a very hearty "Thank You" to everyone that we've worked with or anyone that we've toured with; anyone that lent us a floor, towed our van and/or trailer, lent a van, given us a listen, downloaded our records prior to their coming out, bought our shit, or asked us where our band name came from; everyone who cooked us food, made habanero-infused tequila, had a safety meeting with us, let Steve gyrate all over you, had to live with any of us, made us pay shitloads of money to get off your punk label, got us into LOST, found Steve drunkenly wandering the streets of Tokyo alone, played Madlibs in the van (plural nouns), lost money promoting one of our shows, took Chris to the hospital, put up with our drunken sorry asses, got into a fight with us, etc. etc."

This band could not have been possible without all of you. We sincerely thank you.

Much love,


Monday, January 11, 2010

Suicide Squeeze MEGA SALE!!!!

Yo yo. Check it. The killer folks over at Suicide Squeeze have just set up a ridiculous sale for this fine new start to 2010. You can get our Good Friday 7" for $2.99! And Tail Swallower and Dove CD for $8.99 and the vinyl w/ digital download for $9.99. That's fucking cheap, doggs. Get it here

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

You should at least get a good laugh out of this one…

Check out this site from these killer folks down in LA. It would appear though that they weren't joking about getting our dirty laundry. Hilarious shit! Enjoy!

Dirty Laundry Presents: These Arms Are Snakes from Dirty Laundry on Vimeo.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Take that, Pitchfork

we have our own Top 500 songs of the decade...

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Bringing People Together pt. 2

Brian shares his thoughts on maintaining a relationship while on the road.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Bringing People Together

I have zero idea what this has to do with us.
Published in The Stranger. Found by Aaron and Faith.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Hitting The Road Soon

These Arms Are Snakes | Fall Tour Dates
SEP 13 – Vancouver BC, Biltmore Cabaret *
SEP 15 – Calgary AB, Broken City *
SEP 16 – Edmonton AB, Pawn Shop *
SEP 17 – Saskatoon SK, Amigo’s *
SEP 18 – Winnipeg MB, Royal Albert Arms Hotel *
SEP 19 – Fargo ND, The Aquarium
SEP 20 – Minneapolis MN, 7th Street Entry +
SEP 22 – Chicago IL, Subterranean +
SEP 23 – Pontiac MI, The Pike Room +
SEP 24 – Rochester NY, The Bug Jar +
SEP 26 – New York NY, Mercury Lounge +
SEP 27 – Cambridge MA, TT the Bear’s +
SEP 28 – Philadelphia PA, Kung Fu Necktie +
SEP 29 – Washington DC, DC9 +
SEP 30 – Chapel Hill NC, Local 506 +
OCT 1 – Atlanta GA, Star Community Bar +
OCT 2 – Tallahassee FL, Club Downunder +
OCT 3 – Orlando FL, Will’s Pub +
OCT 5 – Baton Rouge LA, Spanish Moon +
OCT 6 – Austin TX, Red 7 +
OCT 7 - Denton, TX, Rubber Gloves +
OCT 9 - Plush @UC San Diego, Tuscon, AZ +
OCT 10 – Los Angeles CA, Knitting Factory +
OCT 11 – San Diego CA, The Casbah +
OCT 12 - The Smell, Los Angeles, CA +
OCT 13 – Visalia CA, Cellar Door +
OCT 14 – San Francisco CA, Bottom of the Hill +
OCT 16 – Portland OR, Rotture +
OCT 17 – Seattle WA, The Vera Project +

* w/ METZ
+ w/ dd/mm/yyyy