Perfection

“Play it again”
“Those notes rub”
“That’s an A#, not an A”
“You’re coming in half a beat late”
“The tempo is a little off”
“There’s a bit of a pitch issue in the chorus”
“No, it does that part four times, not eight”
“I think your idea of eight is my idea of four”
“How are you counting that?”
Oh hell. Why can’t we all just be Peter Brotzmann?